
are you single? then join the party with the four R of any break up:
Rebound this is the frist phase of any break up where you will jump into bed with the first man you see
Relapses this is where you go back to your ex just for once shag
Revenge this is where you get your own back on him
and of course
Rampant Rabbit every girls best friend
So ladies don't forget
Ditch The Boy and Buy A Toy!
Have a Freedom Party!