are you single? then join the party with the four R of any break up:

Rebound this is the frist phase of any break up where you will jump into bed with the first man you see

Relapses this is where you go back to your ex just for once shag

Revenge this is where you get your own back on him

and of course

Rampant Rabbit every girls best friend

So ladies don't forget

Ditch The Boy and Buy A Toy!

Have a Freedom Party!